Monthly Archives: June 2014

A Galaxy in Question

I certainly do not want to alienate myself from Sci Fi fans, but I just have to get something off my chest. It is no secret that most people did not like (those are about the nicest words we could use) Star Wars Episodes 1, 2, and 3. Therefore, when J.J. Abrams was announced as the man who was taking the helm as the leader of the Star Wars future, I was cautiously optimistic. I was okay with his Star Trek reboot. I liked Lost. Alcatraz wasn’t too bad, but this was an example that everything he touches does not automatically turn to gold.

Everything was going fine at first. I liked Arndt coming in. I liked the idea that he was focusing on the children of our favorite heroes, and I didn’t mind at all that the likes of Solo, Leia, Skywalker, and just about everyone else was going to be more of a supporting cast. However, Abrams decision to possibly push Arndt’s script to later in the series or ditch it all together in favor of giving the old cast a more prominent role has raised a lot of questions.

The latest news to corroborate even my misgivings was brought about by the injury to Harrison Ford. According to some reports, there is a possibility that we could see a delay in the release of the movie. If they cannot adjust the schedule to account for Ford’s injury, this tells me he is in more of this movie than I may want to see him. If nothing else, this confirms the fact the old cast plays a more prominent role than we originally thought.

I’m keeping my fingers crossed on this one. For the time I will remain cautiously optimistic, but Abrams may be on a short leash. Considering the fact Michael Bay has destroyed the Transformers franchise and the G.I. Joe movies are so bad I can’t even get through them, I am not sure I can take much more of the trashing of all of my favorite properties as a child.

-Critical C


The Quick Critic: Not Your Momma’s Sleeping Beauty

MaleficentOne thing is for sure. No matter what you might think of the story, there is no doubt that Angelina Jolie did a wonderful job as the once Ultimate Disney Villain, Maleficent. That just may be where the agreement ends for the hardcore Disney fan.

In this reimagining of the Sleeping Beauty story, Maleficent plays as both “hero and villain.” I know that might be hard to grasp, but those words are lifted directly from the movie. I consider myself a fan of most things the House of Mouse puts out. This story is no different. It is a hard one to judge. I think there is a distinct line drawn in the sand for people who will like this and people who will hate it. If you are older than I’d say forty-five, you will probably think they just tap danced all over your childhood. If you are younger than thirty, you will most likely enjoy this better than the original. I can say my daughter liked this better. As for us poor saps who fall in the middle, we luck out and can see benefits of both.

In my humble opinion (IMHO for all of you texters), I would say this movie is well worth full price of admission. Of course, I lucked out and was able to see it on bargain night.

-Critical C

The Quick Critic: These Birds May Have Gone Too Far…

As announced earlier today via IGN, Rovio has found their next property to make millions off of in Transformers:

Now, I don’t mean to be critical, but once you have taken on the Star Wars franchise and Birdified it, are you really accomplishing anything at all adding Transformers. The phenomenon that was Angry Birds has held on so much longer than most people expected it. However, to me the best stuff was the original content. Hollywood hasn’t been contented in killing just about every property from my childhood. I guess Rovio has decided to get in on the action as well. I guess just around the corner we can expect Angry Birds He-Man, Angry Birds G.I. Joe, Angry Birds Goonies. You name it and their will be a little, round, red bird attached to it. Color me unimpressed with this announcement.

-Critical C

Two Angry Jobbers Wrestling Podcast – Show #5


This week on Two Angry Jobbers, we cover the Payback special event and Raw aftermath, talk a bit about current story angles, do a quick week in review, and go over some news. Recorded Saturday June 10th, 2014